Dreaming of small-town charm? Think Twice!
Avoid Macclenny!Everyone's Nosy
Everyone is in everyone’s business. You will have no privacy here if you socialize with the locals. Caught the AIDS? Expect everyone to know by end of the week.
The Food is Terrible
There are no good restaurants here. Only fast food and crappy Mom and Pop places that serve Sysco cafeteria quality food.
Bad Cell/Internet Service
The cell coverage on all carriers is bad here and your only option for internet is the big cable company or the outdated phone company. They’re all crap.
Nothing Changes
The city and the locals who have long established roots have the power and go to great lengths to prevent anything from opening that doesn’t fit their values.